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Ratagonia Classic Tee
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Ratagonia Classic Tee
Tired of overpriced outdoor gear and people who “find themselves” on $5,000 hiking trips? Meet the Ratagonia Classic Tee, a loving parody of everyone’s favorite rugged lifestyle brand—except this one’s for the real scavengers of society.
Featuring a striking Ratagonia logo, where majestic mountains are replaced by the noble silhouette of a rat, this regular fit cotton tee is perfect for city dwellers, alleyway philosophers, and anyone who thrives on chaos and crumbs.
🐀 Features:
100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, and durable—just like a rat’s survival instincts.
Regular Fit – Not too tight, not too loose, perfect for dodging responsibilities.
Iconic Ratagonia Logo – Show the world you embrace the scrappy, resourceful lifestyle.
Ethically Sourced (Probably) – Just like the cheese you found behind the fridge.
Machine Washable – But let’s be real, you’ll wear it three more times first.
Whether you’re nesting in your apartment, foraging at the discount bakery, or scurrying through life with maximum efficiency, the Ratagonia® Classic Tee has your back. Get yours before they mysteriously disappear.
