Phameless Logo Tee

Introducing the Phameless Records T-shirt: a bold statement piece for those who live life on the louder side. This shirt features a small, tasteful logo on the front left chest, so everyone knows you're rolling with Phameless Records, but it's the back that's the real showstopper. A striking black-and-white print of a medieval knight catching an axe to the head, with the words "I'd Rather Die Than Listen To Pop Music" circling the carnage, perfectly sums up your attitude toward that sugary-sweet mainstream nonsense.

Made from high-quality, black ringspun cotton, this shirt is as durable as your love for those killer riffs and brutal breakdowns. Soft to the touch yet tough enough for any mosh pit, it's the ultimate shirt for punk rockers, hardcore fans, and metalheads who don't just listen to music—they live it.

Why You Should Buy This Shirt If You're Into Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Metal:

• Because Black is the New Black: Let's be real, your wardrobe is already 99% black. Why not make it 100%?
• It’s Ringspun Cotton: Softer than the fluffiest clouds you’ll never see because you only come out at night.
• Perfect Conversation Starter: "Oh, you like pop music? That's cool. I just prefer getting hit in the head with an axe."
• Unapologetically Honest: Says what we're all thinking. Seriously, pop music? No thanks, I'd rather go medieval on my ears.
• Guaranteed to Piss Off Your Pop-Loving Friends: Watch their horrified faces as you rock this shirt at their next "chill" hangout.
• Built for the Pit: Tough fabric for when things get rough, just like that breakdown you love that sends everyone flying.
• Authentic Anti-Pop Aesthetic: Because subtlety is overrated, just like auto-tune.
• Support Phameless Records: When you buy this shirt, you're not just making a statement—you're supporting the label that keeps the underground alive and kicking.

Grab yours now and wear it with pride… or at least wear it while you're chugging beers at a show..